So I am back on The Skanky Site (and therefore this blog - aka Dear Diary) since I find myself once again in the dastardly situation of being unemployed (read: incredibly bored).
And the honeymoon, I have to admit, is finally over. It all just seems like too much admin.
But, what can I say?
And the honeymoon, I have to admit, is finally over. It all just seems like too much admin.
But, what can I say?
Idle hands ... Devil's playground ... all that…
But after a bit of musing over the whole nature of this online hookup game, I came up with these thoughts (with a little recap at the beginning) to post in my Dear Diary part of my profile on TSS:
So I came on this site because I don’t want to get into an emotionally fraught love affair and thought I could perhaps find a like-minded FWB. But this is turning out to involve a whole lot more admin than I previously anticipated.
1. This site seems to be linked to others such as “Married But Looking” thus it takes quite some weeding out the Conscience-Free Depraved Husbands Who Cheat On Their Cuckolded Unsuspecting Wives
2. I think maybe and then see the face pic and involuntarily cross myself and this site looks a whole lot more creepy (if that was possible)
3. Endless amounts of guys think that sexting, naked photos and being hundreds of miles away is really sexy. Sure. If you are a technophobic recluse with no social skills.
4. An almost equal amount of guys think that, despite not having a profile photo or even having completed their profile let alone having put in a summary about themselves, I am going to respond to a Wink. A wink?? Is that all you’ve got? … All I am thinking is: “If this is the best you can do online, I would hate to see your A-Game in the bedroom”.
5. Finally, even if this is an NSA hook-up site, it doesn’t mean that I pass my time watching porn or that I am a raging whore. And yes, Steve 31 from East London, I am talking to you.
Word of advice to other guys: this kind of message, the gem that Steve sent me, is not as sexy as you might like to think it is. Or is this just the kind of stuff I should expect? If so, I am this close to deleting my profile.
1. This site seems to be linked to others such as “Married But Looking” thus it takes quite some weeding out the Conscience-Free Depraved Husbands Who Cheat On Their Cuckolded Unsuspecting Wives
2. I think maybe and then see the face pic and involuntarily cross myself and this site looks a whole lot more creepy (if that was possible)
3. Endless amounts of guys think that sexting, naked photos and being hundreds of miles away is really sexy. Sure. If you are a technophobic recluse with no social skills.
4. An almost equal amount of guys think that, despite not having a profile photo or even having completed their profile let alone having put in a summary about themselves, I am going to respond to a Wink. A wink?? Is that all you’ve got? … All I am thinking is: “If this is the best you can do online, I would hate to see your A-Game in the bedroom”.
5. Finally, even if this is an NSA hook-up site, it doesn’t mean that I pass my time watching porn or that I am a raging whore. And yes, Steve 31 from East London, I am talking to you.
Word of advice to other guys: this kind of message, the gem that Steve sent me, is not as sexy as you might like to think it is. Or is this just the kind of stuff I should expect? If so, I am this close to deleting my profile.
“big hard cock(Btw, did this guy just call me a sexy clit … or did he just forget the comma? God! Please let it be the latter.)
hi there im steve and my cock is big and hard want to see and have some fun i love to please and to pleasre you with my tongue to lick and suck you sexy clit till you squirt and cum in my mouth and moan with pleasure oh yes”
x
Like everything metaphysical the harmony between thought and reality is to be found in the grammar of the language.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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