By the time I had bathed, I was a burning hot ball of lust. I absolutely and categorically could not take it for one more moment.
(I’m sure what Sharky-Shark was doing to me was illegal in some countries.)
I prayed with all my might that Mr. Maybe had replied to the messages I had sent him half an hour earlier.
It was now after 3.30 p.m. – sunset in less than 3 hours. PLEASE let this happen, Universe! I cannot take one more single moment of maybes and fantasies and what if’s and promises and near-misses!!
Me: 15:15: Hey Polanski-esque Phalic Purveyor of Porn Vids ... What you up to this afternoon? Directing another smutty masterpiece from your phone? I kid ... I kid ... Nice day again ....
Me: 15:21: Why is it that every time I initiate a meeting, you disappear into the ether?And then when you are ready, I've gone off the idea. Hmmm ... strangely similar to a marriage. You know, I never in a million years thought I'd say this but I think you need a Sucksberry!
Me: 15: 22: And just to torture you some more, because you are not answering your mails when I want you to! (and I attached a very graphic, full body VSS to the email. Coyness so has its time and place ... here and now SO not being either.)
Mr. M: 15:45: Hey, are you there? I go off because I have learnt the hard way not to wait in anticipation as you very rarely answer..... :-( But I will wait now to see if I get a reply.... I am at work as usual, trying to get everyone to do what they should.... mmmmmmmm .... God! You really have a great body..... Oh, let's not forget about that mind either. It is just as attractive. Well, I am going into my plant quick, so, don’t run away as usual ... Have you changed your mind?
Me: 15:47: Not yet ... but the clock is ticking.
Me: 15:58: Hmmm ... still at the plant? Not gonna hang on forever here, Mr. M!
Mr. M: 16:00: Still there? I know I need a Sucksberry... :-) I think you need one two..:-)
Me: 16:01: Two. Ja. Then I can give you one … lame lol … Anyway, mine's languishing at the bottom of the Zambezi. Best place for it ... never ever again. So ... what you up to this afternoon? (wicked grin)
Mr. M: 16:01: Mmmmmm sexy lady. What is your proposition?
Me: 16:02: Tell me your availability first ...
Mr. M: 16:03: Wink at that wicked smile ........ Ummmmm ….. no plans other than work, which I could get out of.....
Me: 16:04: So ... how soon could you get out of work this afternoon?
Mr. M: 16:05: 10 min to shut down laptop.....
Me: 16:07: Let's meet at XX Nature Reserve. Do you know what time the gates close? ... I just have to drop off some DVDs quickly but can be there within half an hour.
Mr. M: 16:08: I have never been to XX Reserve. It would be a first, so afraid I don’t know what time the gates close. I work in ZXY so it’s a 30-40 min drive for me …. so take your time. Where do I meet you?
Me: 16:10: Not sure yet. Somewhere on the dam ... I will go to straight there after dropping the DVDs ...and then text you. Call me and ... we can decide where exactly. Should be fun … we have almost 2,500 acres to choose from …
Mr. M: 16:11: Leaving in 10 min. Will call you once on the road.
OMG! I don’t believe it! I’m gonna finally get laid! (little dance, jig, lots of happy faces)!!!!!
x
(I’m sure what Sharky-Shark was doing to me was illegal in some countries.)
I prayed with all my might that Mr. Maybe had replied to the messages I had sent him half an hour earlier.
It was now after 3.30 p.m. – sunset in less than 3 hours. PLEASE let this happen, Universe! I cannot take one more single moment of maybes and fantasies and what if’s and promises and near-misses!!
Me: 15:15: Hey Polanski-esque Phalic Purveyor of Porn Vids ... What you up to this afternoon? Directing another smutty masterpiece from your phone? I kid ... I kid ... Nice day again ....
Me: 15:21: Why is it that every time I initiate a meeting, you disappear into the ether?And then when you are ready, I've gone off the idea. Hmmm ... strangely similar to a marriage. You know, I never in a million years thought I'd say this but I think you need a Sucksberry!
Me: 15: 22: And just to torture you some more, because you are not answering your mails when I want you to! (and I attached a very graphic, full body VSS to the email. Coyness so has its time and place ... here and now SO not being either.)
Mr. M: 15:45: Hey, are you there? I go off because I have learnt the hard way not to wait in anticipation as you very rarely answer..... :-( But I will wait now to see if I get a reply.... I am at work as usual, trying to get everyone to do what they should.... mmmmmmmm .... God! You really have a great body..... Oh, let's not forget about that mind either. It is just as attractive. Well, I am going into my plant quick, so, don’t run away as usual ... Have you changed your mind?
Me: 15:47: Not yet ... but the clock is ticking.
Me: 15:58: Hmmm ... still at the plant? Not gonna hang on forever here, Mr. M!
Mr. M: 16:00: Still there? I know I need a Sucksberry... :-) I think you need one two..:-)
Me: 16:01: Two. Ja. Then I can give you one … lame lol … Anyway, mine's languishing at the bottom of the Zambezi. Best place for it ... never ever again. So ... what you up to this afternoon? (wicked grin)
Mr. M: 16:01: Mmmmmm sexy lady. What is your proposition?
Me: 16:02: Tell me your availability first ...
Mr. M: 16:03: Wink at that wicked smile ........ Ummmmm ….. no plans other than work, which I could get out of.....
Me: 16:04: So ... how soon could you get out of work this afternoon?
Mr. M: 16:05: 10 min to shut down laptop.....
Me: 16:07: Let's meet at XX Nature Reserve. Do you know what time the gates close? ... I just have to drop off some DVDs quickly but can be there within half an hour.
Mr. M: 16:08: I have never been to XX Reserve. It would be a first, so afraid I don’t know what time the gates close. I work in ZXY so it’s a 30-40 min drive for me …. so take your time. Where do I meet you?
Me: 16:10: Not sure yet. Somewhere on the dam ... I will go to straight there after dropping the DVDs ...and then text you. Call me and ... we can decide where exactly. Should be fun … we have almost 2,500 acres to choose from …
Mr. M: 16:11: Leaving in 10 min. Will call you once on the road.
OMG! I don’t believe it! I’m gonna finally get laid! (little dance, jig, lots of happy faces)!!!!!
x
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