So the other day I took some nekid pictures of myself.
Up to this point I had no such photos of me whatsoever … (unless you counted the four I had sent to Mr. X on my mobile phone: one the day before we met and three – that I still blush when thinking about – the day after we met).
But things were getting hot and heavy with one of my potential suitors (conquests?) and he wanted sexy photos.
1. Mr X – The Bond Villain or 007 … I haven’t decided yet
2. The Lawyer aka The Mistake
3. Mr. Maybe - aka Married Man (Because He’s Very Married, i.e. With Children, Stay-At-Home Wife, Silver Wedding Anniversary Coming Up, The Works!)
4. The Boy Toy … (But such a boy that he still doesn’t have his own car! Not ideal when I wanted a lover on call …)
5. The Hunk … who was turning into The Advisor or my own personal Agony Aunt … I think it’s my Neanderthal side subconsciously looking for the biggest, strongest guy to protect and guide me … lol
6. The Long Distant Potential
7. The Sexy Italian
8. The Elusive Camel Man (In an urban kinda way … )
9. The Guy I Actually Know (Eeeek! … but so ROFL at the same time … kinda … actually … Hell NO!! … Double Eek!)
10. The Cougar Snack (yes, he’s 18 but I just wanna eat him up he’s so incredibly cute!)
11. Mr. I-Despise-and-Loathe-U--But-Secretly-Want-U-Anyway (His wife satisfies him totally in the bedroom and “is up for anything but I just want more”.
12. The You-Appear-Almost-Too-Good-To-Be-True-So-What’s-The-Catch Hottie
13. The Surfer
14. The Stalker
15. Mr. No-Because-You-Look-Like-Shrek-But-Don’t-Quote-Me-On-That-Coz-U-R-Conveniently-Close-In-Case-I-Ever-Get-Totally-Desperate
... and it continues ...
Anyway, back to my story:
The day before Mr. X and I met up in person, a couple of very sexy texts had been exchanged between us, one of which involved a fantasy of mine … a threesome with two guys. However, while describing this all to him, I was very careful to keep myself very much in the middle of this ménage-trois … just in case Mr. X was a complete homophobe.
So imagine my (very pleasant) surprise when he replied:
Ooh la la … Oh the absolute smugness I felt! I HAD chosen well … some one with very similar tastes to me … and then some!
Now just to find some one to enter this little scenario and make it a reality.
Enter: The Shark.
But more about him tomorrow.
Cocktail hour is beckoning
x
Up to this point I had no such photos of me whatsoever … (unless you counted the four I had sent to Mr. X on my mobile phone: one the day before we met and three – that I still blush when thinking about – the day after we met).
But things were getting hot and heavy with one of my potential suitors (conquests?) and he wanted sexy photos.
1. Mr X – The Bond Villain or 007 … I haven’t decided yet
2. The Lawyer aka The Mistake
3. Mr. Maybe - aka Married Man (Because He’s Very Married, i.e. With Children, Stay-At-Home Wife, Silver Wedding Anniversary Coming Up, The Works!)
4. The Boy Toy … (But such a boy that he still doesn’t have his own car! Not ideal when I wanted a lover on call …)
5. The Hunk … who was turning into The Advisor or my own personal Agony Aunt … I think it’s my Neanderthal side subconsciously looking for the biggest, strongest guy to protect and guide me … lol
6. The Long Distant Potential
7. The Sexy Italian
8. The Elusive Camel Man (In an urban kinda way … )
9. The Guy I Actually Know (Eeeek! … but so ROFL at the same time … kinda … actually … Hell NO!! … Double Eek!)
10. The Cougar Snack (yes, he’s 18 but I just wanna eat him up he’s so incredibly cute!)
11. Mr. I-Despise-and-Loathe-U--But-Secretly-Want-U-Anyway (His wife satisfies him totally in the bedroom and “is up for anything but I just want more”.
12. The You-Appear-Almost-Too-Good-To-Be-True-So-What’s-The-Catch Hottie
13. The Surfer
14. The Stalker
15. Mr. No-Because-You-Look-Like-Shrek-But-Don’t-Quote-Me-On-That-Coz-U-R-Conveniently-Close-In-Case-I-Ever-Get-Totally-Desperate
... and it continues ...
Anyway, back to my story:
The day before Mr. X and I met up in person, a couple of very sexy texts had been exchanged between us, one of which involved a fantasy of mine … a threesome with two guys. However, while describing this all to him, I was very careful to keep myself very much in the middle of this ménage-trois … just in case Mr. X was a complete homophobe.
So imagine my (very pleasant) surprise when he replied:
“Very similar to a fantasy of mine except, in mine, the other guy is bisexual.”And he proceeded to tell me in graphic detail how it would play out … suffice to say … way hotter and kinkier than I could have ever imagined!
Ooh la la … Oh the absolute smugness I felt! I HAD chosen well … some one with very similar tastes to me … and then some!
Now just to find some one to enter this little scenario and make it a reality.
Enter: The Shark.
But more about him tomorrow.
Cocktail hour is beckoning
x
"I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time."
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